Goth Gum and Yuppie Hippies
This weekend I went to Economy Candy in NYC. I bought a pack of this gum. I then went to a yuppie hippie coffee shop in Soho. The patrons laughed at my lace-up boots. A young yuppie hippie snickered, “like, those boots are sexy.” I said, “they aren’t. . . . They are ‘undeniably sexy.'” The end.