Warning — Do not have sex on tombstones
A New Jersey woman was injured at a cemetery when a tombstone fell on her leg.
According to reports,
She had been visiting the grave of a relative, but apparently that’s not all she was doing. She had a male friend with her, and it would seem she and her “friend” were engaged in sexual activity when the accident happened. See also Gawker and Trenton Times
The woman’s injuries were not serious and the cemetery has decided to not press charges.
But still one has to wonder, will this incident lead to wacky warnings in cemeteries?
And if so, will cemeteries be sued for posting such warnings?
Maybe it would be safer to just purchase a red and black coffin couch.
Tiny top hat tip — Amy W.
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Wow. All I can say is… Wow. What goes through some people’s heads?!
You win for the most bizarre Red & Black post of the day! ;-D
Sophistique Noir – It’s Red & Black Week!
Awww. You probably say that to all the participants. I just want to make it through the week without me posting a picture of myself with my red yarnfalls.
That is insane but I love the coffin couch.
And it’s all true. The couch is pretty awesome.
I have been in love with those coffin counches since they started making them. If I had the budget my whole house (tiny though it is) would be furnished with them.
I agree. At first I thought, those are crazy. And then I thought, I have to have one. I wonder if you could write off the expense as a prop for photo shoots.
I literally gasped and almost swooned when I scrolled down and saw the couch.
The couches are amazing. They make any blog post awesome.
Haha, oh my! 🙂
Seriously? Having sex in a cemetary?…No picnics?!
Putting those notices on the toombstones was NOT a good idea. NEAR the toombstone anyone??
I think my epitaph for my headstone will be, “Please picnic here. But do your hanky panky next door.”
*Giggle* some people are silly… (and strange…) Why would you have sex in a cemetery? Wouldn’t it be cold? And wouldn’t that be a little like the beginning of horror movies, before the corpses rise/teens hold a seance and get possessed/an exorcism goes wrong/etc….
But the couch? Very nice… That would look lovely in my future, much larger and suitably furnished house… 🙂
Haha, I think you just listed all the reasons to have sex in a cemetery.