Law Review Dress
Look no further. As seen on Haute Macabre — The Law Review Dress.
The tongue-and-cheek description at Mod Cloth couldn’t be any better or more true:
Defend your right to express style as you please when you wear this raven black and ivory dress featuring a ruched, drape waistline and classic shirt collar. Its feminine details are evidence enough that this seemingly basic garment actually has an entire panel of details, including pleated and gathered short sleeves, accessible side pockets, and a partially hidden button-up top. Affirm your fashion sense when you don it with back seamed tights, heeled Mary Janes, a vintage headband, and the brightest cherry red parka you can find! Next time a friend attempts to wear a featureless LBD, kindly object and offer to let her borrow this dress and consider her sentence served!
Finally clothing that is marketed towards dark and funky attorneys. Well done ModCloth. Verdict — Siouxsie is ordering one.